Once upon a midnight dreary I lay in bed tired and weary It Christmas morn, I turn my head To face my darling in the bed I touch her hair all silky smooth she whines aloud but does not move I touch again she does not stir her mind is full of cats and fur She awakens from her feline dreams sees my visage and nearly screams I can't blame her for screaming at that I'm only human and not a cat !!!